Chapter 1
One beautiful day, two girls named Aoelina and Kendell (teenagers) were walking down the street in hollywood
(were they were staying ) bouncing across the stars on the sidewalk, yet at the time, David Bowie was across the
street!
"Lina, we're not gonna see any celeberties!" Kendell said
"Oh my gosh K, we're in hollywood, of course we're going to see a celebertie!" Aoelina said.
"Ummm...Ken, look across from us!" Lina said.
"AHHHH! David bowie! I told ya we woulde see a celebertie!" Kendell said
"I give up..." Aoelina said to herself.
David Bowie just stood there looking at them.
"Ummmm..... Mr.Bowie......w..would y..ou li...li..like something...?" Kendell said
"What uhh, no, but would you like an autograph?"Bowie said
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Aoelina, david bowie just randomly asked me if I wanted his autograph!!!!" She
Screamed.
"Y...Yes!" Kendell said.
Kendell walked over and pulled out an old picture of herself.
"Here please!" she said pointing to her face.
"k." Bowie said signing it without even looking.
Kendell Ran off screaming. Aoelina ran after her tring to catch her.
" I wonder what it's like to be a girl...so cute.. so sweet and little...hmmmmm" Bowie said and walked away.
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Chapter 2
David Bowie walked away and I guess you know where he's going, due to the rest of the website, right?
The Implant center, and by the picture below you could guess what he's getting implanted, right?
Boobies! Boobies!BOOBIESSSSSS!!!!
So, he was soon bouncing across the stars, just as little Aoelina and Kendell were. He arrived.
"here I am!" he said
He walked in, but he did something inside I really should skip......:p
He walked out, lights shining and papparatzi crowding around him...uh her? Him/her
And the papparatzi was crowding around asking questions and writing articals about it.
Then, complete silence hit, when a face poped out of the boob, and then the other one the same!!!
"Hello Bob Boob" Britney Boob said
"I like you Britney Boob, but more than a friend."Bob Boobe said
They rached trying to kiss, but due to the fact they were connected, they couldn't. The paparatzi
fleed in discust. Bowie screamed, and fainted!
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Chapter 3
David woke up in his showroom, and the spiders from mars were putting his ziggy stardus makeup on, hoping that
david would wake up.
"...Hey Bow...ie....or ziggy....how are you?"said"you took quite a crash there!" he continued.
"What...Huh? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" David bowie looked at his chest, flat like a man! Bowie then thouoght
that his experience was soooo real that he passed out again! He then woke up, and his boobs...were back!
"Hey starman howve you been?" Bob boob said.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Boobie screamed
"Wow..i think your sick....go ahead ill call off the show!"
David boobie waklked out, and saw a woman standing in a black tube top and a brown plad sweater.
She walked up to him. he ran and grabbed a winter jacket to cover up his faces...
"Why are you wearing that on a summer day?"
She walked to the beach with him
"Standing in the rising tide, heaven's light shines on you, test the sea rising at your feet, how far can you go, untill
you need God's helping hand to ride the undertoe?Let the rain fall on your face, run into your eyes, Can you see
the rainbow now, through the stormy skies?" she said 'thats a poem i made up, my name's chris!" Chris continued
Chris's eyes seemes to sparkle, her cute little nose flipped up, but her freckles scattered across her face covered
her little nose, the sun shined on her and David was in love, he told her to meet him at the park bench in the
main centre in two hours. He ran to the implant center.
"TAKE THEM OFF!!!!"David said
"Im sorry, an implant that big cant be taken off for a year once they settle in!" The docter said
"your a mother !@#$% you !@#$" he said and stomped off
"MAN!" the docter said
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Chapter 4
And now there was a man called Rockie.
"Rockie -!"He said
"I can detach them! you like Chris Newbie, correct?" Rockie said
"There....jiggleing..THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO JIGGLE ARE THEY?!?!?!?":p*I throw up*Boobie claimed
"Coooolll there like -"He stopped
Well, i kendell stopped him....it gets a bit to discusting past here....David rushed off at the speed of mach 5!!!
He wore many layers of clothes and cried, and he ran under the stars with chris, and saw a starman.
It made news! 'Ziggy Stardust's fans had to drive 5 states home just to find out that he was quickly called off,
due to "sickness" local guitar player claims'
"I dont get it, your a sweet man! Why do you cover up your cute clothes with so much clotheing?" Chris asked
"...I have to go!" Boobie said
He ran away. I dont know what to do, it ran throught boobie's head all night. It had only been one night and
David knew he had made a wrong choice.
He did not sleep at all that night.
